Thursday, May 7, 2009

Black And Blue Jor's Birthday Message: Kobe Is Above The Law

I have absolutely no idea how Kobe Bryant got away with a fierce elbow to the throat of Ron Artest when Derek Fischer and Skip 2 My Lou each got a game suspension for somewhat comical hits. Sure, we know that the NBA is saying that Kobe's foul was below the shoulders, but David Stern seemed to completely forget that the neck is actually...wait for it...ABOVE THE SHOULDERS! HOLY COW!

Here's a lookee at the foul in question. Ugly:



Had Ron-Ron done this he would have been deported or worse. This just goes to show you how much Mr. Colorado Trial can get away with these days. It's only a matter of time before he just starts tasering people with Rajon Rondo while the NBA turns a blind eye (cue Shane Battier yelling, "Don't tase me bro!").

Today is my birthday, so if you need me I'll be spending my weekend much in the same way that Motley Crue spent the 80s. Mothers lock up your daughters.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!! I just had the whole image running through my mind, Kobe holding Rondo from his legs and spinning him around, tasering anyone who comes near him..lol

Anonymous said...

Kobe can be a dirty player when frustrated. No big secret there.

Stu Jackson needs to be shot and pissed on.

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