Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Last Second NBA Preview

The Howeva Files website was created at what some would call "The 11th hour" of the NBA offseason, leaving precious little time for us to preview what we think will happen this year.


Still, we have a responsibility to you, our loyal readers, to pick what we think will happen to the NBA teams this upcoming season...even if it's thrown together at the last second and would probably get a D- as a grade in school.

After the season is over, we will see who was more correct in their picks and the winner will win a brand new car. And by car, we mean maybe a lunch at a shitty diner or something. Feel free to use these picks as a guide to gamble away your family's life savings by the way.


Black and Blue's Predicted Standings, Awards, and Random Stuff:
**Denotes Division Winner, *Denotes playoff team

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic Division
1) New Jersey Nets**
2) Boston Celtics*
3) Toronto Raptors
4) New York Knicks
5) Philadelphia 76ers

Central Divison
1) Chicago Bulls**
2) Detroit Pistons*
3) Cleveland Cavaliers*
4) Milwakee Bucks
5) Indiana Pacers

Southeast Division
1) Orlando Magic**
2) Washington Wizards*
3) Miami Heat*
4) Charlotte Bobcats
5) Atlanta Hawks

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Northwest Division
1) Utah Jazz**
2) Denver Nuggets*
3) Portland Trailblazers
4) Seattle Supersonics
5) Minnesota Timberwolves

Pacific Division
1) Phoenix Suns**
2) Golden State Warriors*
3) L.A. Lakers
4) Sacramento Kings
5) L.A. Clippers

Southwest Division
1) Dallas Mavericks**
2) Houston Rockets*
3) San Antonio Spurs*
4) Memphis Grizzlies*
5) New Orleans Hornets

Rookie of the Year: Kevin Durant
MVP: Gilbert Arenas
Coach of the Year: Jerry Sloan (finally!)
NBA Finals Outcome: DALLAS OVER DETROIT
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Anubis Taylor's Predicted Standings, Awards, and Random Stuff:
**Denotes Division Winner, *Denotes playoff team

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic Division
1) Boston Celtics**
2) New Jersey Nets*
3) New York Knicks
4) Toronto Raptors
5) Philadelphia 76ers

Central Divison
1) Cleveland Cavaliers**
2) Chicago Bulls*
3) Detroit Pistons*
4) Milwakee Bucks
5) Indiana Pacers

Southeast Division
1) Miami Heat**
2) Washington Wizards*
3) Orlando Magic*
4) Charlotte Bobcats
5) Atlanta Hawks

WESTERN CONFERENCE
Northwest Division
1) Denver Nuggets**
2) Utah Jazz*
3) Portland Trailblazers
4) Seattle Supersonics
5) Minnesota Timberwolves

Pacific Division
1) Phoenix Suns**
2) Golden State Warriors*
3) L.A. Lakers*
4) Sacramento Kings
5) L.A. Clippers

Southwest Division
1) San Antonio Spurs**
2) Dallas Mavericks*
3) Houston Rockets*
4) Memphis Grizzlies
5) New Orleans Hornets

Rookie of the Year: Kevin Durant
MVP: LeBron James
Coach of the Year: George Karl
NBA Finals Outcome: PHOENIX OVER CLEVELAND

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

what in gods name would make anyone thonk cleveland is gonna win that division? all they did is get worse. and miami? really? a less than 100% wade, shaq who isnt great anymore and only plays 41 games a season now, and smush parker/ricky davis vs. come on.

Black and Blue Jor said...

I'm with you there. Who does this joker think he is?!

Anubis Taylor said...

Don't doubt Smush

This was all I needed in my research