Today begins my hunger strike to bring Stephen A Smith back onto the radio airwaves. Stephen A is more than just the inspiration for this sometimes humorous blog. He's a role model to young kids and to the malleable and idiot adults everywhere in this sports-crazed nation, teaching them to:
- Never compromise
- Never admit you were horribly wrong when you said the Knicks would make the playoffs
- Shout when you really don't have much to say
- Begin the first and last (fuck it, every) sentence of any discussion with "Quite frankly,..."
- Never let them see you eating Cheese Doodles
Pictures of my withering are soon to follow. In the meantime, keep checking in here and on MySpace.