Who would have thought that all of Matt Leinart's ballroom dancing classes in college wouldn't help him do simple math. According to the Arizona Republic, Amare Stoudamire bought the Cardinal QB's house for $1.9 million dollars. Great value considering that Leinart bought it for $2.4 million. Experts would say that Leinart's $500,000 loss could be chalked up to a slow market, but the girls in office say it's because Paris Hilton's skanky make-up is caked on all the walls and ceiling. Me? I think it's because Kurt Warner's wife won't leave the premises.