That time where lovers are forced by Hallmark to provide expensive presents for each other despite the fact that their wallets are empty after Christmas.
That time where single people burn effigies of their ex boyfriends and girlfriends, and those who have never experienced love start picking people off with sniper rifles from clock towers.
Yes, 'tis Valentine's Day, the only day of the year in which little kids exchange cards with images of little naked guys with wings on them (-to my knowledge. Who knows what those no-good kids are up to these days?!) It also is one of the very few days in which men can get away with bright pink dress shirts at work without much ridicule.
We want to wish you and yours a most romantic holiday. Now get to makin' babies!