It's On You Again!

The NBA news is all abuzz with genetic freaks. Sam Cassell has been bought out, and now Yao Ming is being reported to be done for the season with a stress fracture in his left foot. Right now Houston is riding a 12-game winning streak and would be seeded 7th if the playoffs were to begin today.

Tracy McGrady is most likely right now playing softball in his home with increased intensity, hoping to avoid depression and Stephen A, who is banging on his door right now looking for another ludicrous quote.