Saturday, February 16, 2008

Lights, Cape, ACTION!



Simply INCREDIBLE Slam Dunk Competition for 2008. Perhaps the most fun I've ever had watching a meaningless duel of people putting a ball in a hoop for celebrities. Dwight Howard completely stole the show with one of the most memorable dunks in the history of mankind, in which he used his superhuman abilities to throw the ball in the hoop. Seriously, the ball leaves his hands like a foot away from the basket. This may not be a "dunk", but it made me scream with delight like a schoolgirl. It was so cool, little kids had to make little construction paper projects to look at it so they didn't hurt their eyes (like when they attempt to look at the sun).

I'd elaborate more on this dunk, but a picture is truly worth a thousand words in this instance:

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I propose from now on this blog only refers to Dwight as Lord Howard. From now on in any post where his name is to be mentioned, write Lord Howard rather than Dwight Howard. For instance, "Lord Howard jumped in the air, tapped the ball against the backboard with his left hand, took a shit in Gerald Green's shoes, frosted Green's cupcake with the afore mentioned feces, and threw the ball threw the hoop."

RedDevil74 said...

One of the best things about living in Orlando is knowing I get to watch Dwight and all his superfreakish abilities for the next 5 years. Thank God we didnt take Emeka Brokafor. Any other year that "Birthday Cake" dunk would have been the highlight of the night, but D-12 wasn't having any of that. He is like a bigger, stronger Shawn Kemp but with actual basketball skills. All he needs to do is make some free throws and learn to practice safe sex and really, the sky is the limit. So thanks again Dwight, you are the new Shaq, so I'm sure we will see in you in LA or New York in about 5 years.

Jordan Geary said...

I whole-heartedly agree on the "Lord Howard" thing. He has obviously made the jump from normal human to royalty last night. I can only assume he will now spit on peasants and pour hot oil on other NBA stars who attempt to enter Orlando.

Taylor Cunningham said...

It wasn't a dunk! Get off his nuts!